diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/deltav/reagents/pharmacymsg.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/deltav/reagents/pharmacymsg.ftl
index 5bc2f63c392..9206ed43cf2 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/deltav/reagents/pharmacymsg.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/deltav/reagents/pharmacymsg.ftl
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ reagent-effect-asparatine-overdose = Your tummy aches.
 reagent-effect-asparatine-overdose2 = It feels like you're getting stabbed in the guts.
 reagent-effect-asparatine-overdose3 = It is digging inside you.
 
-reagent-effect-asparatine-naguuprofen-mix1 = The Asparatine and Naguuprofen weren't a good idea...
+reagent-effect-asparatine-naguuprofen-mix1 = Your stomach cramps you!
 
 reagent-effect-betablocker1 = You feel light-headed.
 reagent-effect-betablocker2 = You stop shaking so much.
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ reagent-effect-betablocker-overdose1 = Your heart beats too fast!
 reagent-effect-betablocker-overdose2 = You feel like you're about to pass out!
 reagent-effect-betablocker-overdose3 = You can't breathe properly!
 
-reagent-effect-cordivol-debivolol-mix1 = The Cordivol and Debivolol mix wasn't a good idea...
+reagent-effect-cordivol-debivolol-mix1 = Your chest aches...
 reagent-effect-cordivol-debivolol-mix2 = You feel like you're about to die...
 reagent-effect-cordivol-debivolol-mix3 = I need air... Fresh air...
 reagent-effect-cordivol-debivolol-mix4 = Can't... Chest...
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml
index db7eb524933..97d5a21008b 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
   parent: BasePDA
   id: PharmacistPDA
   name: pharmacist PDA
-  description: Blue, Orange, and odd stains... Has a built-in health analyzer.
+  description: Blue, Orange, and odd stains... Oddly smells like those bottles under the sink.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: DeltaV/Objects/Devices/pda.rsi
@@ -71,10 +71,6 @@
   - type: Icon
     sprite: DeltaV/Objects/Devices/pda.rsi
     state: pda-pharmacist
-  - type: HealthAnalyzer
-    scanDelay: 1
-    scanningEndSound:
-      path: "/Audio/Items/Medical/healthscanner.ogg"
 
 - type: entity
   parent: BasePDA
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Roles/Jobs/departments.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Roles/Jobs/departments.yml
index 6f3c35e3c4a..79492046f39 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Roles/Jobs/departments.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Roles/Jobs/departments.yml
@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@
   - Psychologist
   - Paramedic
   - MedicalBorg  # Delta V - Medical Borg, see Resources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Roles/Jobs/Medical/medicalborg.yml
-  - Pharmacist # Delta V - Pharmacist, see Ressources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Roles/Jobs/Medical/pharmacist.yml
+  - Pharmacist # Delta V - Pharmacist, station-specific, see Ressources/Prototypes/DeltaV/Roles/Jobs/Medical/pharmacist.yml
 
 - type: department
   id: Security
diff --git a/Resources/ServerInfo/Guidebook/DeltaV/Medical/Pharmacist.xml b/Resources/ServerInfo/Guidebook/DeltaV/Medical/Pharmacist.xml
index 9f89f9c218a..82662cd6110 100644
--- a/Resources/ServerInfo/Guidebook/DeltaV/Medical/Pharmacist.xml
+++ b/Resources/ServerInfo/Guidebook/DeltaV/Medical/Pharmacist.xml
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 <Document>
 # Pharmacist
-The "crème de la crème" in terms of knowledge in chemistry, the Pharmacist is the best at its domain! Whether they studied at Interdyne Pharmaceutics or the Andromeda Initiative Laboratories, their valuable knowledge is to be respected.
+The "crème de la crème" in terms of knowledge in chemistry, the Pharmacist is the best at its domain! Their valuable knowledge is to be respected.
 They sacrifice the general purpose of Chemistry to the indomitable world of pharmaceutics, working more closely with the crew, the psychologist, medical doctors who actually do check-ups, and atmospheric technicians, ...
-The Pharmacist is a social role, where social interactions are needed if you wish to excel at handing out prescriptions.
+Social interactions are needed if you wish to excel and become a professional at handing out prescriptions.
 
 ## Equipment: