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start: You are at a hackathon and have been coding for 7 hours straight. Taking advantage of all of the free soda and red bull supplied at the event, you realize that your bladder is quite full.
>> aa: lost_in_school
lost_in_school : However, you don’t know where the bathroom is.
> ba: wander around | friend
> bb: go pee in a bush | people_walking_by
> bc: look at the building directory | janitor_closet
friend: You bump into your friend from your computer science class. She needs to tell you something.
> ca: listen to her | drones_on
> cb: Avoid conversation | kicks_bladder
drones_on: You friend begins to ramble on about algorithms and quantum mechanics. You can't hold on for much longer.
> da: say you need to go | need_to_go
> db: cut her off | kicks_bladder
kicks_bladder: Your friend throws a fit and kicks you in the bladder.
>> ea: peed_pants
need_to_go: You really need to go. You begin to hallucinate about waterfalls. You run home.
>> fa: forgot_key
forgot_key: You reach in your back pocket and find that you forgot your keys. No one is home.
> ga: find a public bathroom | public_bathroom
> gb: call roommate and wait | peed_pants
public_bathroom: You head to your local coffee store. There is a huge lineup for the bathroom.
> hb: wait in line | wait_in_line
> ha: go pee in a bush | people_walking_by
wait_in_line: You decide to wait in line. You are growing impatient.
> ia: demand to go first | demand_pee
> ib: go pee in a bush | people_walking_by
demand_pee: You demand to go first but the person glares at you.
> ja: pee your pants in defiance | peed_pants
END STATE #2: peed_pants: You peed your pants. Quest: failed.
people_walking_by: You see people walking by you.
> la: pee anyway | campus_security
> lb: wait for them to leave | need_to_go
campus_security: Before you can start, campus security spots you and begins to chase after you.
> ma: run home | forgot_key
> mb: run back to school | lost_in_school
janitor_closet: You were misled and you end up in a janitor’s closet. You look in the back and notice what appears to be a wormhole.
> nb: leave the closet | locked
> na: approach the wormhole | flying_toilets
locked: the closet door is locked.
> oa: cry in a corner | peed_pants
> ob: enter the wormhole | flying_toilets
flying_toilets: In the wormhole, you look around and see golden toilets flying past you.
> pa: try grabbing onto one | toilet_ride
> pb: watch them fly by | exit_hole
toilet_ride: You manage to grab onto one but notice the toilets are glued shut. You are now traversing a wormhole on a golden toilet. Weird stuff.
> qa: try prying it open | exit_hole
> qb: let go | exit_hole
exit_hole: You fall out of the hole and end up back in the building where you first started. That was a strange experience. It’s a wonder how your bladder still hasn’t exploded yet.
> ra: ask a passerby for directions | find_bathroom
> rb: run home | friend
> rc: go pee in a bush | people_walking_by
END STATE #1: find_bathroom: You can’t believe why you didn’t think of asking anyone earlier. You make it to the bathroom and carry on with your hackathon. Quest: completed.