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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE resume SYSTEM "resume.dtd">
<resume>
<version>
<revision>$Id: svn.vim 683 2008-07-30 11:52:38Z hdima $</revision>
<text>1.6</text>
</version>
<header>
<name>
<firstname>C'thulhu</firstname>
<!--<surname></surname>-->
</name>
<cell>555-666-7777</cell>
<email>greatoldone@lovecraft.com</email>
<objective>
<para>I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies. My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it. I can bring world domination to your organization.</para>
</objective>
<!--<address> -->
<!-- <city></city>-->
<!--</address> -->
</header>
<history>
<job>
<employer>Doomsday Cult</employer>
<jobtitle>Leader/Overlord - Baton Rogue, LA</jobtitle>
<period>
<from><date><year>1926</year></date></from>
<to><date><year>2009</year></date></to>
</period>
<description>
<ul>
<item>Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants</item>
<item>Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following</item>
<item>Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed</item>
</ul>
</description>
</job>
<job>
<employer>The Watering Hole</employer>
<jobtitle>Bartender/Server - Milwaukee, WI</jobtitle>
<period>
<from><date><month>May</month><year>2010</year></date></from>
<to><present/></to>
</period>
<description>
<ul>
<item>Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns</item>
<item>Reduced theft and property damage percentages</item>
<item>Janitorial work, Laundry</item>
</ul>
</description>
</job>
</history>
<skills>
<skill>
<title>Office skills</title>
<description>
<para>Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination</para>
</description>
</skill>
<skill>
<title>Computer skills</title>
<description>
<para>Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows</para>
</description>
</skill>
</skills>
<academics>
<degrees>
<degree>
<institution>Withering Madness University - Planet Vhoorl</institution>
<period></period>
<description>
<para><strong>Major:</strong> Public Relations</para>
<para><strong>Minor:</strong> Scale Tending</para>
</description>
</degree>
</degrees>
</academics>
<stuffs>
<stuff>
<title>Hobbies</title>
<description>
<para>World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul</para>
</description>
</stuff>
<stuff>
<title>References</title>
<description>
<para>Available on request</para>
</description>
</stuff>
</stuffs>
</resume>