friends_all.py

def valentine_tellings():
  import random
  
  valentine = [
  "\033[1;36m"
  "All of FriendsTV Flirts in One thread"
  "\033[0m"


  "\n\n"

  "How You Doin?"

  "\n\n\n"

  "You're my lobster"

  "\n\n\n"

  "You wanna know whats the best thing in my life?"
  "\nIt's the first word in the sentence ;)"

  "\n\n\n"

  "Could I BE anymore interested in you"

  "\n\n\n"

  "I call this the 'London Style'"

  "\n\n\n"

  "I am full and yet I know if I stop Loving you"
  "\nI'll regret it"

  "\n\n\n" 

  "This is brand new information"
  "\nI love you"

  "\n\n\n"

  "I like it. What's not to like?"
  "\nYour smile? Good."
  "\nYour laugh? Good."
  "\nYour eyes? Good."
  "\nYour Personality? Good."
  "\nYou? I love you"

  "\n\n\n"

  "No UH.... I want both!!!!"
  "\nI want you on bread!!"

  "\n\n\n"

  "is your name joey chandler,ross rachel monica or phoebe because let's be more than FRIENDS"

  "\n\n\n"

  "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

  "\n\n\n"

  "I want you"
  "\nI need you"

  "\n\n\n"

  "I am taking a break from jumping on the bed"
  "\nCan I take you on a date?"

  "\n\n\n"

  "Joey DOESN'T share food"
  "\nBut I will share mine with you ;)"

  "\n\n\n"

  "*everything is gonne be fine*"
  "\nit's just a crush"
  "\nhi sweetie"
  "\nI love you"

  "\n\n\n"

  "Je de floop flee"

  "\n\n\n"

  "un"
  "\nblu" 
  "\nbla" 
  "\nflu"
  "\nflenk!"
  "\nSorry I was counting how many times"
  "\nI thought of you today"

  "\n\n\n"

  "Each woman is different"
  "\nBut you are so unique"

  "\n\n\n"
  
  ]
  result = random.choice(valentine)
  return result