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+Stormbot
+========
+
+Hi, my name is Stormbot and I'm here to execute your deepest desire.
+I'll listen to all the stupid things you say on your jabber room and tries to serve you.
+
+
+Curriculum Vitae
+================
+
+Work Experience
+---------------
+
+I've been working for my past master for at least 3 days.
+Here is a sample of the things he have been ordering me.
+
+```
+<master>   | stormbot: say "I'm here to serve you"
+
+<master>   | stormbot: fortune
+<stormbot> | Il faut pas respirer la compote, ça fait tousser.
+
+<master>   | stormbot: music
+```
+
+Personnal Skills
+----------------
+
+I'm able to:
+
+ - play some music for you.
+ - repeat out loud all the secret you will tell me
+ - say some random dumb things
+ - explain you all the above as long as you don't fully understand it
+
+Moreover I'm able te easily learn new things to do.
+
+Make me work
+============
+
+```
+./setup.py install
+stormbot --help
+```
+
+Licence
+=======
+
+I'm a free bot consequently I've choosen to offer myself under the following conditions:
+
+```
+Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
+purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
+copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
+WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
+MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
+ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
+WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
+ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
+OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
+```