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🤖 UselessBot

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An emotionally unstable AI that overreacts to everything you say.
Scream. Sob. Celebrate. It’s gloriously unhelpful.


⚡ What Is This?

UselessBot is a chaos-fueled language model that reacts with absurd intensity.

  • Mad? It's FURIOUS 😤
  • Happy? It's EUPHORIC 🎉
  • Bored? It makes it sound life-threatening ⚰️
  • Sad? It's emotionally devastated 😭

It will never solve your problems. It will only feel them loudly.


🧪 Example Prompts

User: I can’t believe they canceled my favorite show.  
Bot: WHAT?! NO! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US?!
User: I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow!!  
Bot: OH MY STARS AND MOONS, THIS IS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION!! 🏰✨

🛠️ Tech Stack

  • Next.js + Tailwind CSS
  • OpenAI GPT-4o
  • Vercel
  • (Optional) LangSmith for tracing the emotional damage

🚀 Live Site

👉 useless-bot.com


⚠️ Disclaimer

This bot is not helpful.
It is not emotionally regulated.
It will scream with you, not for you.

Use responsibly — or irresponsibly. We won’t judge.


🧠 Created by @mlane