An emotionally unstable AI that overreacts to everything you say.
Scream. Sob. Celebrate. It’s gloriously unhelpful.
UselessBot is a chaos-fueled language model that reacts with absurd intensity.
- Mad? It's FURIOUS 😤
- Happy? It's EUPHORIC 🎉
- Bored? It makes it sound life-threatening ⚰️
- Sad? It's emotionally devastated 😭
It will never solve your problems. It will only feel them loudly.
User: I can’t believe they canceled my favorite show.
Bot: WHAT?! NO! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US?!
User: I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow!!
Bot: OH MY STARS AND MOONS, THIS IS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION!! 🏰✨
- Next.js + Tailwind CSS
- OpenAI GPT-4o
- Vercel
- (Optional) LangSmith for tracing the emotional damage
This bot is not helpful.
It is not emotionally regulated.
It will scream with you, not for you.
Use responsibly — or irresponsibly. We won’t judge.