This is a pear.
This is a pair of pears.
This is a pair of pairs of pears, because there is a pair of pairs, which each have two pears.
This is a pair of pairs of pairs of pears.
Ever wondered how many pairs of pairs of pears you have? I have this issue almost daily, and I bet many others do too, so here. This script lets you turn a number of pears (or any other item!) into a number of pairs of that item. There's also a script to encode text in this same format.
To find out how many pairs of pairs of pears you have, use the pairs of pears script. Call pairify() with your number of items, the name of the item you have, and the name of the item in plural form. Of course, pears are the best item you could choose, as they are known to ẁ̕ŗ̛̀҉e̛͟a҉҉͞k̨͡͡ ͏̧h̨̀͏̶҉̷҉a̢̧͘v̶̷͜͞҉̷҉ǫ͏c̴̕͝͏͟ ̡o̶̡͘͠҉n̨͏͘͠ ̢̨̧͟͠h̡́͘҉u͡҉̷̸ḿ̸̷̨͞a҉̡ņ̕͜s̸̵̴̀͜.
To encode some text in paired gibberish, use text encoder and decoder script. First, call encode() with the text you want to encode. Then send the output text to a friend so they can ask you what the f you just sent them. Then make them use decode() with your paired gibberish to decode it.